Tuesday, October 29, 2013

How Typical

Quick: without thinking too hard about it, describe the typical atheist.  Chances are, the person you’ve just described is an outspoken, Grade-A asshole with a chip on his shoulder the size of Manitoba, a perpetual sourpuss who hates holidays, writes letters to Congress trying to get the word “god” removed from dollar bills, public buildings and legal documents, and who throws cigarette butts out the window as he passes by children playing wholesome games at church picnics.  And you just know that he has ties to some sort of anarchist group that wants to overthrow the government and ban the church.  Why is he so angry?  WHY IS HE SO ANGRY?

Of course, this is all malarkey.  The typical atheist is the typical human being.  He or she is exactly the same as anyone else in the community except for the fact that god doesn’t play any role in their daily lives, aside from presenting the occasional speed bump (I’ll touch on that next week).  For all intents and purposes, the atheist is *gulp* just like you. 

The big problem here is that the atheists who make themselves heard tend to be the lunatic fringe elements of the atheist community.  You know the type: quick to challenge you on any issue even tangentially related to religion, and immediately dismissive of any talk of god or spirituality.  Trust me, a lot of atheists don’t like these guys either.  They’re probably correct in most of their arguments, but they’re just so confrontational and absolute in their beliefs.  And they’re jerks.

 The things is, every group of people has an equivalent faction, whether it be religious, political, social, whatever.  And in most cases, that faction is the loudest of the bunch and colors other people’s perception of the group as a whole.  It might be surprising or even shocking for a Christian to learn that most non-Christians, when asked to describe the typical Christian, will probably describe a Grade-A asshole with a chip on his shoulder the size of Manitoba; a perpetual sourpuss who hates other religions’ holidays, writes letters to Congress trying to get the word “God” (capital G!) added to every building, song, and document, and who wants to impose fundamentalist Christian views on everyone across the land.  And if you don’t like it, you can GET OUT and go back to NoGodistan or Jewistan or Islamistan or some other heathen country.

 Sound familiar?  I’m willing to bet that this “typical” Christian is far removed from any real Christians you know, just as that “typical” atheist you imagined earlier is far removed from most real atheists.  Sure, in both cases these folks actually exist (to terrifying degrees even), but their representation in the overall population is total out of whack with their perceived population as derived from their outspokenness.  Just as the majority of Christians are good, honest people just living their lives, so too are the majority of atheists. 

With that in mind, don’t these outspoken atheists owe it to themselves and the rest of the community to be more outspoken and drown out the voices of the crazies?  I suppose you could make an argument for that case, but there’s a good reason that most of us tend to shy away from talking about this aspect of our lives, as I will discuss in my next entry. 

 

 

 

Sunday, October 20, 2013

In the Beginning...

I've always been a skeptical guy.  My wife finds boundless humor in the fact that, at the age of five, I logically deduced that Santa couldn't possibly be real because there was no way a fat bearded guy who didn't even know me or my family was going to break into our house and leave a bunch of free merch for us to enjoy, no-strings attached.  Even at that age I realized that altruism was rare and that most people had a self-serving angle in everything they did.  It was with this same inherent sense of skepticism that led me to question the nature and existence of god not much later.

I'll get into my own complicated family history in a future post, but the important thing that you need to know now is that I have no memory of ever believing  in a god of any type.  Some people I know, particularly family members with ulterior motives, have claimed otherwise, but the simple truth is that the idea never made sense to me on any level.

There's a good chance  that you're reading this and either rolling your eyes or grabbing your pitchfork and crucifix, ready to catch the next flight out to California and show me what's what.  Luckily, TSA probably won't let you take the pitchfork.  But the fact remains, my disbelief of a god makes me a member of one of the most-hated minorities on Earth right now.  98% of the world's population claims to believe in a god (most of them the same god, whether they want to admit as much or not), and statistics show that a good portion of that 98% either distrusts atheists or will actually set out to harm them (physically or otherwise) if given the choice.  As a lifelong atheist, this scares the hell out of me.  In more ways than one.

The reason I've decided to write this blog is that I want to help the world to understand atheists better; our motivations, our thought-processes, our goals.  And most importantly, why we stubbornly refuse to throw in the towel and start believing.  I realize that there are other prominent atheists out there voicing their opinions and speaking out, and unfortunately, most of those people are jerks.  I totally agree with the majority of their points and beliefs, and I honestly like a lot of these people, but they're still jerks, and I can understand why they rile you and make your face all puffy and red.

My point is, even though I don't believe in the same things you do, I'm not out to destroy your beliefs or lifestyle, and I'm not going to try to lure you into my magical world of atheism.  I'm also not out to anger you, though it's bound to happen at some point.  I will be blunt about my beliefs, and I won't pander to your sensibilities for the sake of being polite, but on the same token I won't treat this blog as a tool to smash theistic beliefs and convert you over to the dark side.  If after a few months of reading this blog you do decide to throw down your bible/Qu'ran/kipa/whatever and run naked in the streets yelling that there is no god and I wish that there were more late-night dining options in my town, that's fine by me.  But if you simply decide to embrace your faith but make an effort to be more courteous to others with different belief systems, that will delight me all the same.

No matter who you are, I appreciate your readership, and I look forward to sharing my worldview with you.